We are delighted to announce the winners of our 2008 Irreverent Award, a special George Burns and Gracie Allen Award for the funniest couple anywhere. This year's Snarkie goes to Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel, for their dueling "F*cking" music videos. Sarah, I finally forgive you for leaving Saturday Night Live and appearing on Star Trek. Jimmy, I almost forgive you for The Man Show.

Please accept this, the first-ever George and Gracie Irreverent Award. What - you thought we'd commission a sculptor to create a statue, only for you to give it to Tilda Swanson's publicist? N'uh-uh. This fine certificate, suitable for framing, is yours to keep. And if you want to give it to someone's agent, Adam Carolla, or Captain Janeway, all you have to do is just run down to Kinko's and make a copy.